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Town's Only Traffic Light Voted 'Most Reliable Resident' for 12th Year Running
The light, which has never called in sick, accepted the award by turning green.
Aug 7, 2026·2 min
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Humans doing human things, but in ways that make you stop and stare. Bless every single one of them.
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Man Spends 45 Minutes Looking for Glasses That Were on His Face
He has asked that his name not be published. We have respected this request.
Aug 6, 2026·2 min
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Local Man Insists His Cat Is 'Just Misunderstood' After Third Furniture Incident
The couch, reached for comment, declined to respond.
Aug 5, 2026·3 min