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Local Bowling League Torn Apart by Disputed Spare That 'Definitely Counted'
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Local Bowling League Torn Apart by Disputed Spare That 'Definitely Counted'

The incident has divided the town. A formal inquiry is underway. Nobody is speaking to Dave.

Aug 7, 2026·3 min
Marathon Runner Finishes Race, Immediately Announces He Will 'Never Do That Again'
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Marathon Runner Finishes Race, Immediately Announces He Will 'Never Do That Again'

He has since signed up for another marathon. He says this one will be different.

Aug 6, 2026·2 min

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