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Scientists Confirm That Mondays Are, In Fact, The Worst
A 12-year longitudinal study has finally put numbers to what humanity has long suspected.
Aug 7, 2026·3 min
Peer-reviewed weirdness. Studies that confirm what you already suspected, and discoveries that raise more questions than they answer.
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A 12-year longitudinal study has finally put numbers to what humanity has long suspected.
Researchers describe the findings as 'unsurprising but important to document officially.'
The study, which took 8 years and cost $4 million, confirms what nappers have known since birth.
Accuracy rate: 94%. The algorithm cannot, however, tell you where they are.